Whimsical Escapists T-Shirts

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"Recalculating route..."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Teddy Bear

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Pigboy makes use of a box.

The ambush.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Bungee sodbustin'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Get me the coast.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

River Source

Understudies

Little Submarines

An owl searches for a pussycat.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.