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Palm tree made of books.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Philip Kindred Dick

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'What luck!'

Book Igloo

Virtual Lap Dancing

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

Man Readig Paper

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Gone with the wind.

Quill helpline

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'Help! Culture!'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"It's new reading light."