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Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Tree house.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Desert Mirage

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

Book Igloo

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'What luck!'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

Sleeping Tiger