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Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Cake Escape

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Desert Mirage

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Philip Kindred Dick

Book Igloo

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'What luck!'

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A woman reads a romance novel.