Whimsical Escapist T-Shirts

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Get me the coast.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Anywhere but here

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Last Chance For Reality

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Reading room

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Desert Mirage

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Book Igloo

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'What luck!'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.