Ironic Escapist T-Shirts

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

Last Chance For Reality

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

Reading room

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Book Igloo

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'What luck!'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"