Ironic Escapist T-Shirts

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Cake Escape

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Desert Mirage

Reading room

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Book Igloo

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'What luck!'