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"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'I need enough for a one-way ticket to Brazil.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Tree house.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Last Chance For Reality

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Reading room

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Book Igloo

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'What luck!'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Get me the coast.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"