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"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'I need enough for a one-way ticket to Brazil.'

Starship Enterprise was experiencing transporter difficulties.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Tree house.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Reading room

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Get me the coast.'

Book Igloo

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'