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"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Cake Escape

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Get me the coast.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Philip Kindred Dick

Book Igloo

'What luck!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Fish get smart.

Man Readig Paper

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

American Idle

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Quill helpline