Quirky Escapist T-Shirts

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Cake Escape

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

'Get me the coast.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Distilled Elephant

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Tandem cyclists

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).