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Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Houdini's infancy.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Get me the coast.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sleeping Tiger

Fish get smart.

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Playing The Youth Card

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

Sitting Fairy

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"

He lives in a little world of his own.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."