Playtime Escapist T-Shirts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Second lifeReal life.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Teddy bears hiding

Cot Escape.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Children playing around a water pump

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'