Playtime Escapist Gifts

"Hello, L'il Tykes Day Care Center? This is Ethan. I'll be playing from home today."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

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"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

Cot Escape.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Teddy bears hiding

Children playing around a water pump

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"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.