Playful Escapist Gifts

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Get me the coast.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Sleeping Tiger

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I hate crowded parks!"

Fish get smart.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'