Playful Escapist Gifts

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Get me the coast.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sleeping Tiger

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man skis through Tree.

"I hate crowded parks!"

Fish get smart.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."