Quirky Escapist Gifts

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

Cake Escape

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Unnatural History Museum

Fly fishing.

'Get me the coast.'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).