Quirky Adventurer Gifts

"Define 'normal'!"

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

'There's something very odd here.'

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'I said, '5-iron'!'

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I've never skied paper before."

Fly fishing.

Playing golf on a desert island

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Shoe Steps

Piano in a pond

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

Hannah found that the only thing more exhilerating than naked rambling was the feeling of keeping her feet warm and dry in her wellies.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

Remote ferris wheel.