Quirky Beauty Adventurer Gifts

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Cow Pilot.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Best Pals

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Snakeboarding.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Father and Son quality time

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"