Quirky Traveller Gifts

"Are you pretty good with your fists?"

Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Fall on a desert island

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Doubledecker bus stop

The nerds go on their first road trip.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"