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"Are you pretty good with your fists?"

Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Don Quixote

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Doubledecker bus stop

Distance to horizon varies.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Flight Socks.