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'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

Know Your Insects at 55mph.

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'And there's extra blankets if you need them.'

DIY Bed&Breakfast

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.

Nit Maps.

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

'Hello, Room Service?'

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

Nude tourist.

"Why don't you take a sabbatical?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

The Chicken of the North

Packed Red Cells

To stimulate tourism and increase revenues, Niagara Falls changes name to Viagra Falls

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Skip slipping down cobbled street

World's Largest Ball Of Twine

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'