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Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.

'SHOP!!!'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Newton's vacation

George wanted the cheapest holiday he could find...

"Did you pack your own bags?"

I'd like to stay somewhere unpretentious, somewhere with a soupçon of 'je ne sais quoi.'

Nudist Camp: Sorry - Clothed Until June

Man on Island

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'To counter the competition from the Internet, we've built an actual tourist trap on the split level.'

Sunshine Bedlam and Breakfast.

Fleas Planning A Getaway

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath