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Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Carbon Dating.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Introducing Piza Island.

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Advanced footsie

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

A Prickly Pair

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Don Quixote

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!