Humorous Honeymooner T-Shirts

Honeymoon Camper

Carefree luggage.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man fishing with large bait

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

The Loving Couple

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Destiny is all...

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

At home he was known as Attila the 'Hon'

'Some Honeymoon!'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

"It's your mother!"

Easter Island.

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

Honeyhuman Suite

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Just Married

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"So how's married life?"

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Hi! New daddy!'

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."