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'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Some Honeymoon!'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

'I should warn you -- I don't have any tattoos.'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

Honeyhuman Suite

Hen do!

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'We believe in resolving a problem as soon as it arises.'

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

'Darling...our first audit!'

'Hi! New daddy!'

'But dear, you always said you didn't care where we went on our honeymoon.'

'I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always!'

"Bad news...I took all of your wedding pictures on one of those snap apps that erases them after ten seconds."

"Freddie really loves me. He didn't just put a ring on my finger. He also banded my leg."

'This is your day honey, and then all the days after it are my days, okay?'