Humorous Vacationer T-Shirts

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Easter Island.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Hiker and the Rodents.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'This is totally bananas!'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Holiday photos.

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Toilet door. Table for one!

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.