Humorous Vacationer Gifts

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Easter Island.

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Hiker and the Rodents.

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Holiday photos.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Toilet door. Table for one!