Vacationer Humor Lover Gifts

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Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Segregated Beach

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

No early morning tea past this landing

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

The Queen on holiday

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Holiday Luggage

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Are we broke yet?'