Vacation Humor Lover Gifts

Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.

"Oh no! We have to endure an extended period of cliched Brexit cartoons."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

The Queen on holiday

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Holiday Luggage

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','