Vacation Humor Aficionado Gifts

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Limerick Airport

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'Well? How was the flight?'

Easter Island.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'Old fart and the sea'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'More DVT vicar?'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"