Vacation Humor Aficionado Gifts

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Limerick Airport

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Easter Island.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'Old fart and the sea'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'More DVT vicar?'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007