Vacationer Humor Gifts

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Are we broke yet?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Easter Island.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Old fart and the sea'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

A glass bottom boat.

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

Southwest Hampton

Oh Bugger !

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

"Hammock"

"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"

'I went on a cruise and all I got was this T-shirt.'