Humor Vacationer Gifts

Easter Island.

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Are we broke yet?'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Hiker and the Rodents.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'Old fart and the sea'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Freaking Out at the Airport

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"