Humor Vacationer Pillows

Easter Island.

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Steve found himself on his travels.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Hiker and the Rodents.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Old fart and the sea'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

A glass bottom boat.

My parents visited Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud.

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"