Funny Vacationer Pillows

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Carefree luggage.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Easter Island.

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Hiker and the Rodents.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'This is totally bananas!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'