Ironic Vacationer Pillows

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

"I wanted to holiday at home...but in Spain!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Hiker and the Rodents.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

'Hey, go find your own executive retreat!'

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"Tabarnak!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Newton's vacation

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

John takes a personivacation.

Death Takes A Time-Share

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

A beach has meters.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."