Playful Vacationer Pillows

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is totally bananas!'

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Climate change

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Yipeee!"

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Flotation Device on the Phone

On holiday...

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'