Seaside Vacationer Pillows

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Borrowing the Salt

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Yipeee!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Child with doll in the sea

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Crabbing

On holiday...

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."