Waterfront Vacationer Pillows

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Yipeee!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

On holiday...

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"