Cheeky Vacationer Pillows

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Newton's vacation

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"