Cheeky Traveler Pillows

'Just get us the house plonk, matey - we're litre louts,'

Easter Island legs

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Thong World.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Clean Fill Wanted

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.