Cheeky Explorer Pillows

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Introvert-in-a-Box

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Mooning Moon

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Clean Fill Wanted

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'