Cheeky Explorer Pillows

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Mooning Moon

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Introvert-in-a-Box

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

Clean Fill Wanted

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

'You can eat anything you want on this diet, but there's a strict limit on what you can swallow.'