Cheekiness Enthusiast Pillows

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Elephant ass selfie.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Sticking out tongue

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

The Height of Impudence.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

The Living End.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Keister Island.

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Cat's busy calendar

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'