Cheekiness Enthusiast Pillows

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

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Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

The Height of Impudence.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Keister Island.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

The Living End.

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'My balls are freezing!'