Being Cheeky Pillows

Sticking out tongue

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

Thong World.

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Easter Island

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'Here. Drink this till I'm hot.'

Football Fantasies

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'There's always one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."