Being Cheeky Gifts

Sticking out tongue

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Thong World.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Easter Island

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Football Fantasies

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'There's always one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"