Cheeky Shopper Gifts

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sauces & Pickles

Thong World.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Sticking out tongue

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Shoppers of Mystery.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Big Issue!'

Budget cure