Cheeky Shopper Prints

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sauces & Pickles

Thong World.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

Sticking out tongue

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Budget cure

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Another impulse purchase?"