Tongue-in-cheek Shopper Gifts

No-Work Orange

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Do it yourself books.

Shall I be mother?

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

The Three Doctors.

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Thong World.

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"It's a thongbird."

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

Breakages must be paid for

Kissing Booth

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

South America's mighty Amazon Basin.

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'

Sauces & Pickles