Tongue-in-cheek Shopper T-Shirts

One-Stop Shopping. Illegal. Immoral. Fattening.

No-Work Orange

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Do it yourself books.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Shall I be mother?

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

The Three Doctors.

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Thong World.

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"It's a thongbird."

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

Breakages must be paid for

Kissing Booth

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

South America's mighty Amazon Basin.

'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'