Tongue-in-cheek Fan T-Shirts

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

No-Work Orange

Do it yourself books.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Shall I be mother?

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"No Bald Games"

"It's a thongbird."

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

South America's mighty Amazon Basin.

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'

Strike Action Man.