Tongue-in-cheek Thinker Gifts

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

No-Work Orange

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Tree funeral.

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

The Three Doctors.

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Burke and Hare and Hare

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"No Bald Games"

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

Kissing Booth

'You may have misunderstood about Yompville being a country club prison.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'