Tongue-in-cheek Historian Gifts

Searching for a gift that combines history and humor? Our tongue-in-cheek historian range is perfect for the clever history enthusiast who enjoys a good laugh at the quirks of the past. From witty mugs to amusing prints, these products offer a playful take on historical topics, making them ideal for anyone who loves clever commentary and a touch of satire in their collectibles.

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"I wish I'd said that!"

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Burke and Hare and Hare

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No-Work Orange

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Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'. mockup

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you' mockup

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

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'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...' mockup

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

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Shall I be mother?

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

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'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.' mockup

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

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"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

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Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

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Husband / Wife / On The Side

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'We need someone on the outside.' mockup

'We need someone on the outside.'

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'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

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"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?" mockup

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

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Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

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"You look good for your age."

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The Three Doctors.

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"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed." mockup

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

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Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher' mockup

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

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"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

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"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

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Roman Golfer.

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'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?' mockup

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

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"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.' mockup

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

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Tongue-in-cheek Historian Gifts Collection

Tongue-in-cheek Historian Mugs

Explore our full range of witty history-themed mugs, crafted to bring humor and charm to your morning routine or as a perfect gift for history enthusiasts.

Tongue-in-cheek Historian Pillows

Browse our collection of humorous history pillows, ideal for adding a witty touch to your living space or bedroom decor.

Tongue-in-cheek Historian Prints

Discover more amusing history prints that combine artistry and wit, perfect for decorating your home with a humorous historical flair.

Tongue-in-cheek Historian T-Shirts

Check out all our clever history-inspired t-shirts, designed to make a statement and share a laugh with fellow history buffs.