History Buff With A Cheeky Side Gifts

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Leonore from Fidelio

Dog History

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Stoned Henge

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"You look good for your age."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Commie Chef.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Cat scratch fever

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."