History Buff With A Cheeky Side Gifts

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Leonore from Fidelio

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Dog History

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Stoned Henge

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"You look good for your age."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Cat scratch fever

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Commie Chef.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."