History Buff With A Twist Gifts

'What luck! Wheelchair accessible!'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"Fries with that?"

"We come bearing gfit vouchers."

Caveman with a spraycan.

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Paris Olympics

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Animal Experimentation Laws weren't Formulated At the Time of the First Bagpipe Prototype

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Sputnik

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Native American Indian Lacrosse

Butler Report - 'Nobody was to blame and they all lived happily ever after.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"French toast anyone?"

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Missile Launch

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lost Biblical Moments, #847

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

"For God's sake Harold! Just return the book and pay the fine!"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"

'Curses on historical perspective.'